I LOVE my Magic Bullet and I'm Not Ashamed to Say So

When my friends who like gadgets kept telling me about their Magic Bullet's I couldn't help but be... well, disturbed.
TMI! Do I really need to know how much you like your..."blender?!?!?!"
OH, ugh, why the hell would they name a blender what clearly sounds like the name of a sex toy? I mean honestly.
I read on one Facebook post "I woke up one of my patients because I was using my Magic Bullet in the closet next to her room." OMG, hello! I was mortified that she would just put that out there on FB. She's a nurse. Should she really be doing that on the clock? Did she not have paperwork to do? Meds to hand out? I mean really! The only thing I feel the need to do so urgently these days is pee.
But who am I to judge?
Then I experienced the Magic Bullet first hand, and I have to tell you, it is BETTER than a sex toy.
My avocado/banana/honey smoothies are to die for. It doesn't smoke because it can't handle the pressure, or the time it takes, because some concoctions do take longer than others to smooth out. It doesn't require 12 size D batteries and if I don't want to clean it right away I can give it a quick rinse, leave it in the sink and not worry about it until later!
Since I have purchased my favorite appliance they have come out with the MiniBullet, the NutraBullet, and my personal favorite the Black Edition. I can't wait to see the attachments that come with that baby!


  1. Hahahaha...awesome!

  2. Makes me want to get a Magic Bullet

  3. I was so hoping this was going to be about the 'other' magic bullet...Maybe another time! Great post. Cracked me up.


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